Maybe not my ass but my thighs could use some suck!
God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round.and laughed and laughed and laughed. Hahahahaha Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?
Seriously though haha
so true w needy people
Because some people just don't speak sarcasm!
I saw you have a beard and tattoos. Excuse me, while I take my clothes off. Funny quote on men.
That moment where you have so much crap to do you decide you're not going to do any of it. Story of my life.
Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I don't regret burning my bridges. I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burnt them.
So Freakin funny.
Wearing an oversized shirt may not make me look skinny, but it does make me feel less fat.