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Don't underestimate me . . .

Don't underestimate me darling,I can go from Lady to Ghetto in seconds ~ or in my case: TOTALLY IRISH! especially when you're the Ghetto one .

Apparently God only gives us what he thinks we can handle. He must think I’m a bad-ass.

Apparently God only gives us what he thinks we can handle. He must think I'm a bad-ass.there are days when I have to agree!

I'm a lady, but when I'm mad,  I'm an evil sadistic demon   spawned bitch from hell  that'll make you wish   you were never born...  And when I'm happy,  I bake muffins and shit

So me haha! I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil sadistic demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born. And when I'm happy, I bake muffins and shit----- Absolutely Rite!

Maybe your dick would be bigger if 3/4's of it wasn't shoved into your personality.

Oh honey, you have gone beyond muffin-top; that's a busted can of biscuits. I laughed so hard at this! Body like a busted can of biscuits hahahaha!

Just realized my life turned out better than yours. Checkmate, bitch.

So evil. so perfect! Just realized my life turned out better than yours.

So.... You say you are not jealous..... So keep pinning things about not being jealous.... Yep, that makes sense!  You are so jealous, it just makes me laugh!!! :) :)

So. You say you are not jealous. So keep pinning things about not being jealous. Yep, that makes sense! You are so jealous, it just makes me laugh!

Just checked my bank account... It said 'Return everything you just bought, except the hooker heels...... you are going to need those'.

Just checked my bank account. It said 'Return everything you just bought, except the hooker heels. you are going to need those'. Unfortunately so true for me sometimes!

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I don't sugar coat bitch, do I look like fucking Willy Wonka?

Lol this is so true in my life. to bad people can't take the truth!

May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on FB.

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