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roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo

Oh My Freaking Stars!: Laundry & Nudists

As I do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy -- the perfect sign for my laundry room.

I want to have this kind of love.

"My wife Mary & I have been married for 47 years and not once have considered divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never" Jack Benny :)

My brain

What can you do to keep the loneliness pangs away?

FIBRO FOG - My brain is experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by.

at least this has always been my dream....

Every guy thoughts every girls' dream is to find the perfect guy. Every girls' dream is to eat without getting fat!

DIY IDEA - all you need is a strand of crystals and colored twine, then braid/wrap them together! SUPER easy and cheap!

Let's bring some humor in with the power. Maxine allows herself the power to say exactly what she is thinking, and often what we are thinking too! I am offering her as role model for truth-telling, sometimes done with a touch of humor!

Maxine: "My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans itself!

Perimenopause will do that!

Marriage is like a deck of cards (always good to have a sense of humor in marriage) Truth in humor

So damn true...currently the situation at hand. I hate spiders so so so bad.

Seeing a spider isn't a problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.


I don't "agree" just to appease an argument. I need complete truth and balance, even if I am the one who is wrong. "I'd agree, but then we'd both be wrong.