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Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out - Love of Life Quotes

My likely fate

I would like to think I will die a heroic death but it's more likely I'll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting. [substitute "peanut butter" for frosting!

Quote: If showing up in a robe and tiara with a box of wine is wrong, then maybe I don't fully comprehend how Casual Friday actually works.

Some days ‍♀️

Hilarious Weight-Loss Quotes to Instantly Feel Better About Your Diet: Anyone who's ever tried to lose weight feels for you.

I know right?!

My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT? {i know u will appreciate the dentist humor} ;

Who did it ?

who sprinkled? rather who made you sprinkle bitchy dust is the question.

Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before going to bed?

I do this every night. Also I wake up in the middle of the night, I calculate how much MORE sleep I have before my alarm goes off .

Well, actually it's more like pizza and wine but you get the idea. Ha!

365 Happiness Project 2014 – Quote 232 // my heart begs for chocolate and wine

Forgets!? Can't possibly happen.

I really laughed out loud on this one! This skinny girl just told me she "forgets" to eat? I just licked her face in case it's contagious ~ Joke All You Can

How about the moment when you punish your kids and realize you sound exactly like your mom! Scary!!

3 Natural Homemade Cleaners to Remove Pet Stains & Odors

That awkward moment when you realize that you just punished your kid for acting exactly like you. Sorry mini me.

yep.

a good life philosophy. This is totally a quote but it needs to be in this section. Cause eyebrows are a beauty thing. And I HATE fucked up eyebrows/

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