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You should never doubt my love, as I have yet to kill you while I have PMS. Google Image Result for

She asked me to tell her three words every woman wants to hear. So, I whispered in her ear, 'I play hurling.'

Just remember: Any bitch before me was a mistake & any bitch after me is a downgrade.

Funny Confession Ecard: The Pity Train has just derailed at the corner of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at Get The Hell Over It.

This is when my Crazy crops up! Somewhere between the Political Plug & someone's wine/dinner choice! Next is when did you take a pee/dump?!