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You should never doubt my love, as I have yet to kill you while I have PMS. Google Image Result for

You should be happy I have PMS. At least I'm not pregnant.

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you'd miss them!

Funny Flirting Ecard: I love you enough to not kill you when you try to make me smell your farts.

It really feels like you have your life together when your house and your car are clean at the same time.

Ummm... I think pinterest is calling me out. I'm not doing that right now... nope... I'm being productive... yep... productive all day! When I have visitors to my office and start clicking away frantically, I am indeed checking my email...again!