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George Takei

"When you are dead, you don't know that you're dead. It is difficult only for the others.It is the same when You are Stupid. You Know Who You Are!

this should not make me laugh this hard

I almost busted a gut laughing! There's An Idiot In The Bathroom Next Door Answering All My Questions, Click the link to view today's funniest pictures!

The most successful pirate in history was a Chinese prostitute. Cheng I Sao commanded sailors and a fleet bigger than most country’s navies, which is why the government had to give up and offer her a truce. She retired with her loot, opened a.

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President Theodore Roosevelt was known not only for his progressive policies, but for his rough-and-tumble attitude, enthisuasm, and zest in everything he did.

I have a list of people I could say this to

Never insult me like that again. Better that you keep your mouth closed. I gave up my children as a sacrifice for my love for you! Or did you forget that! Never ever say I didnt love you again!

Faith In Humanity Restored – 12 Pics

Fight Box: Write love letters to each other and place into a box along with a bottle of wine.nail it shut. When you have your first fight, open it up, pour the wine, go to separate corners, read the love letter & remember what it's all about.

Tickld Mobile - 20 Creepiest Things To Whisper In Someone's Ear When Hugging. #11 Is Horrifying.

20 Creepy Things To Say While Hugging. Not mine. Found while stumbling. Don't know if repost. The 20 Creepiest Things You Can Whisper In Someone Else' s Ear <----- Wtf.

These Guys Used To Do It With Class - The Meta Picture

Funny pictures about Great insults of our time. Oh, and cool pics about Great insults of our time. Also, Great insults of our time.

Pin for Later: These Are the Chores Your Child Should Be Doing This Year Based on Their Age

Common Parenting Rules that Should be Broken Pin for Later: These Are the Chores Your Child Should Be Doing This Year Based on Their Age