I want one that says "Late work.ain't nobody got time for that!" I spend so much time on late work it's ridiculous! Use sharpie and write on cup, bake at 350 for 30 minutes . I know someone that would live this.
we like to complicate things when it is really quite simple; find what it is that makes you happy and who it is that makes you happy and you're set. If only others got the message that it's that simple.