Okay.... so I don't much care for the slam against married life (I happen to LIKE it) Some of these are bring a smile. Pointless, but fun anyway.
The inside of this guitar looks like an apartment i can't afford
Is that too much to ask? I think not.
i hate my body - Google Search
"We should build a wall around the white house so Obama can't leave."
I'm actually really afraid that no one will ever fall in love with me
So I guess that means I'm waiting for Glorfindel? A knight in shining armour on a pure white horse? Oy vey. I'm hopeless.
SARA LANCE MARTIN STEIN MARTIN X SARA 1X02
Dear Boys, If I'm Watching Your Lips While Your Talking To Me Just Kiss Me -Sincerly Girls