More ideas from Kells
Okay.... so I don't much care for the slam against married life (I happen to LIKE it) Some of these are bring a smile. Pointless, but fun anyway.

OXYMORON is a figure of speech in which two apparently contradictory terms appear together. Examples include a deafening silence, harmonious discord, an open secret, and the living dead. Oxymoron comes from a Greek word whose literal translation is 'point

Is that too much to ask?  I think not.

For once can all the hot guys please stop being -too old -in a relationship miles away -fictional <<<<Talking to you Orlando Bloom and Legolas~Ahsoka Jedi

"We should build a wall around the white house so Obama can't leave."

If only she could see the ones who've always cared never left. Still standing patiently by her side waiting to lend a hand should she ever need it.