Life is nor fair
Funny Confession Ecard: Just an FYI that my breakdown has passed and I'm back to my normal level of insanity.
Hot guy: *sneezes* Me: I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did
stick figure family
“If you don’t go after what you want, you’ll never have it. If you don’t ask, the answer is always no. If you don’t step forward, you’re always in the same place.
Men say that women should come with instructions. What's the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?
" Never leave the house in sweats. A girl must be prepared to meet a dashing stranger or old enemy. Can't leave the house looking a hot mess, be presentable!
I Found The Real Puss In Boots