True Quotes About Me

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You're not paying me enough attention to notice that I'm ignoring you.
You're not paying me enough attention to notice that I'm ignoring you.
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Everyone is getting married or having babies and I just keep painting my nails.
Everyone is getting married or having babies and I just keep painting my nails.
I get more cleaning done in the ten minutes before someone comes over than I do in a week.
I get more cleaning done in the ten minutes before someone comes over than I do in a week.
I measure our friendship by the amount of effort I put into cleaning up before you visit.
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I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just extremely productive at unimportant things.
I work well with others when they leave me the fuck alone.
I work well with others when they leave me the fuck alone.
I wish it was socially acceptable to throw water balloons at people who annoy me. Like, I don't want to hurt you, but I do want to ruin your day.
yes!
Lord give me patience . . . Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.
yup...