I finally found my sleep number. It's 6. 6 glasses of wine! LOL! #wine #winehumor #CAwineclub

A good thing, because not everyone can afford a Sleep Number bed or think it has enough value, but . thankfully I'm a non-alcoholic cheap drunk; I don't need nearly that many glasses!

Don’t mess with me

Don't mess with me: I know karate, judo, tai kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

#FunnyPhoto

Oh my gosh! This is how I feel about applying for health insurance! There is a light at the end of the tunnel.but I feel like the tunnel is a thousand miles long!

whahaha!! ai SA....

Afrikaans - translation: "Weather prediction: If the rock moves - there is wind. If the rock is wet - it has rained. If the rock is white - it has snowed. If the rock is not visible - it is night. If the rock is gone - it has been stolen.

Naweke... made in China

Clipart Amazed Yellow Emoticon Royalty Free Vector Illustration by yayayoyo

...dit gaan altyd nog `n bietjie slegter met iemand anders. Tel jou seeninge.

Is it Monday again? teen monday grumpy monday quotes its monday fuck monday monday sayings

...dit gaan altyd nog `n bietjie slegter met iemand anders. Tel jou seeninge.

Is it Monday again? teen monday grumpy monday quotes its monday fuck monday monday sayings

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