Have a look at these Fifteen Humorous One Liners --- #29 is funny.
First of all
Learn a lesson from your dog. No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on.
I have a list of people I could say this to
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Right?! Don't be self righteous! We have all sinned and come short of the glory of God! Look at yourself! Fix you and leave others alone!
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long and shorter dogs
Doggy door draft stopper.
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