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surprised our fridge doesnt look like this.steph has a problem. pickles n the fridge n popsicles n the freezer.

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Awesome text - Let me give you a little riddle. However, I do not want a proposal text

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totally true

food is my longest relationship. lol so sad

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Did you know when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to extend your arm and punch them in the face.

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This is definitely my mom, the nurse, during flu season. She once forced a college boyfriend to get a flu shot the first time I brought him home with me.


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