Now it's not like I want a seagull but I guess I'd have to say I want THIS particular seagull. Why? Because it didn't read the sign hence it broke a rule. It is a rebellious animal. And I love a rebel.
I get decide what's dirtier, having the slogan "GOT A GIANT THIRST" under a gigantic carrot, having a woman on her hands and knees trying to find her "sweat zone", or having the giant carrot's eyes set on the sweaty ass, I wonder what will happen next?