Neymar is the perfect package: He's adorable, he's sexy, his hair is flawless, his stomach is tight, and he's probably saved a puppy who fell into a well once or twice.

*Technically, he probably won't continue playing, after suffering a fractured vertabra in the quarterfinals of the World Cup. But whatever, he still counts.

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Neymar Marc Bartra I'll take both please

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Messi & Neymar

865.8k Likes, 33.3k Comments - Nj 🇧🇷 👻 neymarjr (@neymarjr) on Instagram: “THE GREATEST !!! Sonho realizado, que honra conhecer esse cara ... #MJ23”

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Marc Bartra Photos - Marc Bartra of Real Betis Balompie in action during the Liga match between Real Betis Balompie and FC Barcelona at Estadio Benito Villamarin on February 09, 2020 in Seville, Spain. - Real Betis Balompie v FC Barcelona - La Liga

Ney & his fam