8 Rules for Dating my Teenage Son: Rule One: If you would like to talk with my son, please do this in the church foyer during the fellowship hour when the lights are on high. Remember to bring your Bible. If you call my house to talk with my son, your call could be monitored by our Customer Service Department. Rule Two: My son is 16. The following locations and activities are acceptable for your date: Um … I can't think of any right now. Rule Three: Please remember that earrings a...
