Jim Gaffigan has a new show on TV Land (aptly titled ‘The Jim Gaffigan Show’). To celebrate, here are a few classic one-liners and jokes from the long-time comedian. [h/t chive] Previously: 18 Funny Mitch Hedberg Quotes
May the bridges I burn light the way. This is a powerful quote. I don’t advocate burning bridges just to burn them, but sometimes it’s best to cut all ties. Tactically burn bridges and use them as learning experiences for future endeavors.
Dear Inspiration-- I don't know whether to cry or laugh at this quote! ---- I can't tell if it's killing me or it's making me stronger. Feels like this has been the story of my life for a long time, but you have to stay strong no matter what.