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I would like to think I will die a heroic death, but it's more likely I'll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting
My life with an idiot husband, that I am going to be divorcing very soon.
Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and walk away. But then, sometimes you have to throat-punch a motherfucker, to get your point across
You want the person who's strategically and temperamental poised to push Putin back?? That's easy. #Hillary
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If I say "First of all."