Women jokes

This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and are unsteadily walking home. On the way they suddenly realize that they really have to pee, and lacking any proper facilities, they decide to sneak into a graveyard. The first woman realizes that she has nothing to wipe with, so...

A Woman Comes Home And Tells Her Husband. – A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember

A Woman Went Shopping. – A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to

One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them...

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases […]

A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding…Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding. #funny, #joke, #humor

A woman arrived at a party While scanning the guests she spotted an attractive man standing alone She approached him smiled and said “Hello My name is Carmen” “That’s a beautiful name” he replied “Is it a family name” “No” she replie

A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around”… “Not now,” says Mummy. “Wait until Daddy gets home.” So they wait until Daddy gets home, and

Three women die together in an accident And go to heaven. When they get there, […]

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.As the bartender gives her the drink she says,“I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and.. #funny, #joke, #humor

Here are 11 great one-liner jokes that will make your toes curl, I’m sure. They made me smile, and I hope you'll smile too. Enjoy them all.

Three women are about to be executed for crimes One’s a brunette one’s a redhead and one’s a blonde Two guards brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests She says no and the executioner shouts “Ready Aim ” Suddenly the brunette yells “earthquake”

Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.” He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy. The second brother married...

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A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held […]

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An elderly couple, Mildred and George, moved to Texas. George always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?” Mildred looked...

A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a supermarket.She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away. .. #funny, #joke, #humor