Old age humor

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The […]

Three Old Grandmas Were Sitting On Bench. – Three old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the

Getting older is a fact of life. It doesn't need to ruin your outlook. Take a humorous approach with funny quotes about aging.

An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when one […]

A little old lady decides to join The Hell’s Angels so one day she goes up and knocks on their clubhouse door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all …

My name is Mary, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.I noticed his diploma on the wall, which bore his full name.Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.

There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, “If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I’ll quit!” Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would...

A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $15,000 ring. The man said, 'No...

An old lady is turning 100. She is in great health for her age and […]