Morning jokes

Start your day (or a friend's day) with some happy, motivational and funny good morning memes.

Here's a collection of over 40 funny good morning memes to get your day started right! I might not be a morning person myself, but these make it a good day!

... would open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter back, “There is no Lord.” One morning the atheist neighbor overheard his neighbor praying for food. Thinking it would be funny, he went...

A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?!” The trembling monkey says, “You are, mighty lion!” Later, the lion confronts an ox and fiercely bellows, “Who is the mightiest of all...

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What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.

Wife: “Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?”Husband: “How can I? I don’t even know her.”

Morning is SO overrated. It's bright, it's loud and needs to GO AWAY. If you hate the morning you will love these 15 good morning quotes for people who HATE waking life.

That awful moment when you wake up.