Irish jokes

Two Irishmen are floating on a boat, lost at sea. They ran out of food a couple of days ago, and ran out of water just today, so naturally they're pretty desperate. Out on the water, one of them spies a genie's lamp, and they both frantically paddle towards it. One of them pull out the...

Paddy says to Mary if you were stranded on a desert island who would you like most to be with you?”“My uncle Mick” replies Paddy.“What’s so special about him?” asks Mary. “He’s got a boat,” says Paddy

One day in Ireland two leprechauns knock on the door of a convent. The mother superior opens the door to see the two little green men. "How may I help you?" she asks. "Mother superior," the younger leprechaun says. "Are there any leprechaun nuns in your convent?" The mother superior...

He says, ‘I hear you Irish are damn good drinkersI'll bet 500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.'The room is quiet and no-one takes u.. #funny, #joke, #humor

Two Irishman, Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub after drinking late one night. Mick says to Paddy, “I can’t be bothered to walk all that way.” “I know,” says Paddy, “But we’ve no money for a cab and we’ve missed the last bus home.” “We could steal a bus from the depot,” Mick...

A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin. All of a sudden, a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside them. “Hey! Show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!” shouts one of the drunks. Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary and says, “I don’t think...

Ireland is home to many sarcastic and humorous sayings. Also, no subject is off-limits. Read the funny Irish blessings for a good laugh.

Irish Joke

In honour of St. Patrick's Day, it is time for a little Irish style humour! Q: What's Irish and stays out all night? A: Patty O'furniture! Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day? A: St. O'Claus! Q: Are people jealous of the Irish? A: Sure, they're green with envy! Q: What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player? A: The Halfback of Notre Dame! Q: Do leprechauns make good secretaries? A: Sure, they're great at shorthand! Q: How did…

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