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She asked him, "How much are you selling the eggs for?"The old seller replied, "$0.25 an egg, Madam."She said to him, "I will take 6 eggs for $1.25 or I will leave."The old seller replied, "Come take them at the price you want. Maybe, this is a good beginning because I have not been able to sell even a single egg today."

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Three old men reminiscing in a nursing home... ... complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old. The first old man said, "I'd give anything to take a good piss like I did when I was young.  Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to take a piss, and then it's only a small dribble." The second old man said, "I'd give anything to take a good shit like I did when I was young.  Every morning I sit on the stool and strain and strain until I can finally get something out." The third ... Humour, Getting Old Humor, Getting Older Humor, Getting Older Humor Men, Senior Humor Old Age Hilarious, Jokes About Getting Old, Aging Humor Hilarious, Nurse Jokes Humour, Nurse Jokes

... complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old. The first old man said, “I’d give anything to take a good piss like I did when I was young. Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to take a piss, and then it’s only a small dribble.” The second old man said, “I’d give...

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