Funny jokes in english

Get ready to laugh out loud with these funny jokes in English. From clever one-liners to witty punchlines, these jokes will surely bring a smile to your face. Share them with your friends and spread the laughter!
Funny Joke: So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder.   I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, Funny Jokes, Humour, Lady, Art, Funny Quotes, Reading, Funny English Jokes, Jokes For Kids, Joke Of The Day

So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, “Sonny, would you like some nuts? I’ve got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you’d like.” “Sure.”, I replied. She gave me a handful of nuts and went...

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Funny Joke: I just don’t wanna go to school! Diy, Humour, Funny Jokes For Adults, Funny Jokes For Kids, Clean Funny Jokes, Funny Jokes For Her, Funny Jokes To Tell, Funny Work Jokes, Jokes For Teens

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...

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