Funny jokes for adults

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The boss calls his secretary and says, “Get ready for the weekend, We are going on a business trip.”

The secretary calls husband and says, “Me and my boss are going on a business trip for 2 days so takecare of yourself.”

The husband calls his girlfriend and says, “My wife is going on a business trip come home we can have fun.”

The girlfriend calls the boy to whom she gives tuition, “No tuition this weekend.”

The boss calls his secretary and says, “Get ready for the weekend, We are going on a business trip.” The secretary calls husband and says, “Me and my boss are going on a business trip for 2 days so takecare of yourself.” The husband calls his girlfriend and says, “My wife is going on a business trip come home we can have fun.” The girlfriend calls the boy to whom she gives tuition, “No tuition this weekend.”

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Asyoli
The most famous of all debates in American history are the seven between Abraham Lincoln and Stephen A. Douglas campaigning in Illinois in 1858 for a Senate seat.

On one occasion, Douglas attempted to buffalo Lincoln by making allusions to his lowly start in life.

He told a gathering that the first time he met Lincoln, it had been across the counter of a general store in which Lincoln was serving. “And an excellent bartender he was too,” Douglas concluded.

The most famous of all debates in American history are the seven between Abraham Lincoln and Stephen A. Douglas campaigning in Illinois in 1858 for a Senate seat. On one occasion, Douglas attempted to buffalo Lincoln by making allusions to his lowly start in life. He told a gathering that the first time he met Lincoln, it had been across the counter of a general store in which Lincoln was serving. “And an excellent bartender he was too,” Douglas concluded.

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Asyoli
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a supermarket.She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away. .. #funny, #joke, #humor
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A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a supermarket.She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away. .. #funny, #joke, #humor ... mor

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jokes for new years eve. There are any references about jokes for new years eve in here. you can look below. I hope this article about jokes for new years eve can be useful for you. Please remember that this article is for reference purposes only. #jokes #years dad jokes for new years eve, new year's eve jokes for adults, jokes for new year

jokes for new years eve. There are any references about jokes for new years eve in here. you can look below. I hope this article about jokes for new years eve can be useful for you. Please remember that this article is for reference purposes only. #jokes #years dad jokes for new years eve, new year's eve jokes for adults, jokes for new year

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A poor boy was in love with a rich man’s daughter. Overcome with his love for the girl, the boy proposed to her.

However, the rich girl derisively rejected him and said, “Your monthly salary is equivalent to my daily expenses. How do you expect me to marry someone like you? I can never love you so forget about me. Go find and marry someone else of your level.”

A poor boy was in love with a rich man’s daughter. Overcome with his love for the girl, the boy proposed to her. However, the rich girl derisively rejected him and said, “Your monthly salary is equivalent to my daily expenses. How do you expect me to marry someone like you? I can never love you so forget about me. Go find and marry someone else of your level.”

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Asyoli