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A little girl asks her mother and father how the human race came to be - her mother's answer is priceless... - latest joke

If you’re like most people, you respond with “Good” when someone asks how you’re doing. Spice things up with witty and funny responses.

The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

Little Johnny got kicked out of school today. The teacher asked him, “If I gave you twenty dollars.

Einstein says, “Let’s play a game. I will ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you will pay me only $5; but if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500”. The man agrees and the game proceeds. Einstein asks the first question, “What is the distance between the Earth and...