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This blog post is all about dark-humor jokes. Let's start this post with a huge disclaimer. These are JOKES. It is not our intention to offend anyone. Please take these jokes lightly as they are

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...

5 Little Johnny Jokes. Here are some short jokes to get anyone laughing! Little Johnny says to his Dad: ''Dad, will you do my math for me?''

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.As the bartender gives her the drink she says,“I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and.. #funny, #joke, #humor

Annoyingly hilarious, actually.

A teacher asks her class a math question and one of her students gives her the wrong answer. The reason for his answer is priceless... - funny short story

Dark humor or black comedy is a form of humor that makes light of any subject without limits. If you’re up for it, read the best dark humor jokes.

Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson. ”If you had eleven dollars and I asked you for a loan of six dollars, how much would you have left?” said the teacher... #jokes #joke #jokeoftheday #funny

The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...