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Exercise makes you look better naked. So does tequila. Your choice.
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This is what I do.
If I were at all classy this would be me. But since I'm not, I do indeed get drunk. Very, very drunk.
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Normal is overrated From George Takei 's FB page
I meant to behave but there were too many other options..