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I hate it when you open the fridge and can't find what you were looking for. Like happiness and perfect abs. Come on, fridge!

'...the wise win before the fight...' -O Sensei Ueshiba

Those who are skilled in combat do not become angered, those who are skilled at winning do not become afraid. Thus the wise win before the fight, while the ignorant fight to win. ~O Sensei Ueshiba

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Should we try a different position tonight? Sure, Why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. How's that sound? Well I guess I will just find my position over there on the sofa.

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I've never been a millionaire, but I just know I'd be darling at it! I love Dorothy Parker. What a strong, ballsy woman! I like her attitude.

30 Feel-Good Movies To Get You Through The Holiday Blues

30 Feel-Good Movies To Get You Through The Holiday Blues If you’re having a not-so-great holiday, here are some films that will put a smile back on your face.