Any Fool can use a computer. Many do.
It's not me. It's you.
The meaning of geek.
I don't have birthdays, I level up! +1
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition.
Geeks are for life, not just computer breakdowns.
You read my t-shirt. That's enough social interaction for one day.
Let me drop everything and work on your problem.
I don't often test me code but when I do, I do it in production.