So very true. I've thought about this more than ever recently. Have you ever sat quietly and thought this to yourself as someone is bold face lying to you? And it's over silly stuff, like fantasy stories or things they have(but don't).. :-/ It makes me wonder how stupid they think I am, or what they feel is being accomplished by petty lies. Go ahead and keep telling me the same story five times over; with a new twist every time because you forgot the first way you told it. You should put…

Oh man.how true and how I'd love to slap her in the face with all the things I know about her when she throws things in our face!

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26 Hilarious Funny Quotes You Won't Stop Laughing At -

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YEP...that's the pattern! Good luck in your search! It will continue forever until you see that YOU are the problem!!!!

YEP...that's the pattern! Good luck in your search! It will continue forever until you see that YOU are the problem!!!!

Pretty sad how true this is actually. Innocent people have to suffer bc of this self victimization. Eventuay the truth always prevails.

Pretty sad how true this is actually. Innocent people have to suffer bc of this self victimization. Eventuay the truth always prevails.

26 Hilarious Funny Quotes You Won’t Stop Laughing At I mean, that’s got to be a record, right? I hate this. I even want a new vacuum. Gross. We have them everywhere! We’re in a committed relationship. I was going to be a princess unicorn tamer. Mm. Chocolate. Or else I’ll have to change it …

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26 Hilarious Funny Quotes You Won’t Stop Laughing At I mean, that’s got to be a record, right? I hate this. I even want a new vacuum. Gross. We have them everywhere! We’re in a committed relationship. I was going to be a princess unicorn tamer. Mm. Chocolate. Or else I’ll have to change it …

I actually used to ask people I was interviewing how they felt about sexual harassment. And depending on their attitude about it depended on whether I hired them or not. If you can't handle some good dirty fun then you can't work for me!

I actually used to ask people I was interviewing how they felt about sexual harassment. And depending on their attitude about it depended on whether I hired them or not. If you can't handle some good dirty fun then you can't work for me!

Okay but true. Is it because of society's expectations? Or is it dependant on the person, on how observant and in-tune they are?

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Is it because of society's expectations? Or is it dependant on the person, on how observant and in-tune they are?--- well, as a person with boobs,it mostly has to do with how they're RIGHT THERE like ninety percent of the time

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i am rough around the edges. there are times that i may seem to be a little too abrupt but it's only because i don't have enough words and i use what is available to me. as such, some back away or get the wrong idea, classic misunderstood and misunderstanding, not knowing that my heart is very, very soft. i love easy.

i am rough around the edges,some back away or get the wrong idea, classic misunderstood and misunderstanding, not knowing that my heart is very soft.

Yep. Or when asked "Are you taking your Atenolol once day?" You get, "Is that the little white pill, the little blue pill or the big pink pill?"

Or when asked "Are you taking your Atenolol once day?" You get, "Is that the little white pill, the little blue pill or the big pink pill?

Yeah pretty much. Also, how come on quizzes and stuff when they ask your favorite music genre, showtunes are NEVER there???

Y'know, my generic answer is usually "chess" (unless I'm feeling particularly vindictive, in which case I point out that our Scholastic Bowl team is on the list of school sports) but this person is correct.

Yup. Then it falls on the floor with a bang and your family has to yell at you, "What are you DOING in there??"

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