My dad would not like this at all but it would be my answer minus the f word.

There was a safety meeting in work today. They asked me, "What steps would you take in the event of a fire?" "Fucking big ones" was the wrong answer.

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Soz but I actually have a very hard time acting interested in things that i don't give a fuck about

I could have a camera crew follow me around at times.  My life is a bad reality tv show.

I used to think I had some control over my life. Now I just pull up a chair and watch the shit show unfold before me.

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Dear Life, When I said, "Can my life get any worse" It was rhetorical, not a challenge.

I need this on a shirt  http://websta.me/p/1235437887728840089_1449452234

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Lmao give a shit o meter like "dont tell me something i dont give a shit about"

Lmao give a shit o meter like "dont tell me something i dont give a shit about" Lol

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the second one relates to my situation. so dont waste your time by reading the rest.<<<the second turquoise one is most relatable to my life

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