Perhaps a red scarf on this beaut and somehow you ensure he will not leave for at least 1 hour (entertainment purposes albeit, morally - I believe carrots may do just this ;)) and voila, your guests esp. their children will have amazing pics of something other than Christmas stockings filled with, the usual. More
This is where Lewis Carroll stayed whilst he was writing Alice in Wonderland. The Liddell family kept the Penmorfa Hotel until 1873, and later it was turned into a 37-bed hotel called the Gogarth Abbey.