"They said, "Be the person you needed as a kid" this honestly changed me into who I am today."
Thankfully I use Yahoo.They don't track everything I do and sell the information. You have NO PRIVACY with Google.
"I own a bakery. Once I had a customer tell me to give her bread for free because she knew the owner if I didn't she'd get me fired. "I responded, I am the owner and I've never met you in my life " "
"That fail moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the face"
"the internet has taught me more about feminism, gender, sexuality and mental illness than school and it shouldn't be like that"
"I'm an attractive, well educated, classy, and honest woman... who farts, pees in the shower, forgets to brush, and wears the same bra at least 10 times before I wash it."
I have consumer science at school we sewed, cooked, baked and talked about money and chevks
"My 12 year old son decorated our tree to surprise me. When he showed me he said look mom I even put an Angel on the top. It was the picture of his brother who passed away last November. "
"The only problem with being genuinely nice to everyone is that you end up feeling consantly disappointed that people don't treat you like you treat them."
Clever, but not the best out ever.