I agree. Apart from the last bit where it says their little "getting sleep/taking a nap" joke. There is a whole other theory to that which I prefer. But everything else, yes! I also wanted Thor in Civil War to take Steve's side.
i would have given tom hiddleston cookies.... and plus, this dialogue is better than the original.... except the 'i am burdened with a glorious purpose' which reminds me of steve martin in 'the jerk' ... remember his 'special purpose?' lol