A tiger mother lost her cubs from premature labor. Shortly after, she became depressed and her health declined sharply. So they wrapped up piglets in tiger cloth & gave them to the tiger. The tiger now loves these pigs & treats them like her babies.
FUCK YEAH THATS ME MOTHERFUCKERS except I'm American so. An extravagant eagle painted red, white, and blue to go by stereotype?<<< I'm a Brit and I feel like my stereotypical patronus would be a teacup and saucer