"Don't worry we'll ease into it and start small. Onto Japanese tentacle porn! And then cat videos, and then a combination of the two!" <Are we sure the tenticle porn should fit in before the cat videos? Also, there are tenticle porn cat videos?
Cats: HOW TO BE A CAT: The decision to go outside is an important one and not to be taken lightly. Ask your human to open the door and ensure they stand with you whilst you consider the weather (the colder and wetter it is, the more they will appreciate this).