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14 Times Russell Howard Nailed It

When the Metro broke this weird story. | 15 Times Russell Howard Nailed It

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"My dad just told me I'm adopted. He adopted me after his parents didn't want me. We're brothers."

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Ok but imagine a series of short movies where people are in these places and paranormal shit keeps happening, or a web series where people keep getting transported and trapped, by some asshole entity or something, and can't leave until midnight, during which time random shit that they have to survive keeps happening, like ghosts, or a zombie apocalypse and stuff like that, idk I want to do that now :P

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Father Writes A Letter To His Son In Prison. What Happens Next Is Genius. funny jokes story lol funny quote funny quotes funny sayings joke hilarious humor stories funny jokes

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Gravity Falls. This is so AWESOME!!!!!!!! This story, it's soooo epic. And………BILL IS BACK BABY!!!!!!!!!!'

Gravity Falls. This is so AWESOME!!!!!!!! This story, it's soooo epic. And………BILL IS BACK BABY!!!!!!!!!!'

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captainarwenpond221b: “Human-Steve, you are… you are eating, but it is not one of your ritual fueling times. Are you dying? Is everything alright? Have you not been receiving enough sustenance? Do I need to get you better things to eat? Human-Steve, why are you trying to hide that food?”

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I love how stubborn humans can be-especially when we are just straight up curious about something.

I love how stubborn humans can be-especially when we are just straight up curious about something.

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Whale survives harpoon attack 130 years ago to become 'world's oldest mammal'

Or that the person who threw the harpoon had kept the artifact or had been given it if his relatives were from a long line of harpooners.

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