Jupiter Ascending trailer : Jupiter Ascending The new Jupiter Ascending Trailer is here and it actually looks like it might be pretty good. But as it is impossible to tell how good a film is from a trailer these days, I will reserve judgement. (I’m looking at you, Burton’s Planet of the Apes, and the Wachowski’s Matrix 2 & 3, and, obviously, Prometheus.) This could be a good trailer for a good film. Just try and ignore the pointy ears thing. Enjoy.