Is there anything more magical than a unicorn? The answer, to me, is no. Unicorns are pure and beautiful, too pure for this world, really (literally), and they deserve all of the love. Unicorns represent color and magic and aesthetically pleasing vibes, which makes them perfect for a DIY Halloween costume. What makes them even more perfect for a costume is that they literally are not real, meaning you can define them however you want. Want to be a gothic unicorn who shuns color?
"Don't worry we'll ease into it and start small. Onto Japanese tentacle porn! And then cat videos, and then a combination of the two!" <Are we sure the tenticle porn should fit in before the cat videos? Also, there are tenticle porn cat videos?