"Don't worry we'll ease into it and start small. Onto Japanese tentacle porn! And then cat videos, and then a combination of the two!" <Are we sure the tenticle porn should fit in before the cat videos? Also, there are tenticle porn cat videos?
TUESDAY TRIVIA ANSWER - The unicorn has traditionally been a symbol of virginity and, according to legend, only virgins could tame unicorns, meaning only virgins could calm male elements with their female ones.