Toddler Jokes Only Parents Will Understand

Post with 11132 views. My friend (a dad) posted this to fb today. I think I'll stick to cats and dogs.

Holding a toddler who doesn't want to be held is only slightly less complicated than kidnapping a person who refuses to stop breakdancing.

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Holding a toddler who doesn't want to be held is only slightly less complicated than kidnapping a person who refuses to stop breakdancing. Yup, definitely describes the boy child lol.

Please get off the canned corn tower. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING EVER. #momlife http://pishposhbaby.com

One day I'll be thankful that my kid is strong willed, but that will not be today. Not in this grocery store.

After getting her blanket, pillow, drink, snack and tv show on, I'm pretty sure my toddler just looked at me & mouthed the words "I own you". #ParentHumor @MyBuddytag #MyBuddytag

After getting her blanket, pillow, drink, snack and tv show on, I'm pretty sure my toddler just looked at me & mouthed the words "I own you".

Via @mumsgrapevine. #truth #lifewithtoddler

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Shhh.... Toddler sleeping by TheModernWhittler on Etsy, $12.00

Toddler sleeping by TheModernWhittler on Etsy (black with tan lettering to match door mat)

Seriously, though?! Glad this is a thing and not just my kid!

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Yep!!! Always!!! Whether they are toddlers or teens....lol.

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