I often wonder what hurts God more..... The swearing, or the anger and hatred associated with the words. Maybe gosh darn from a Christian hurts him more...?

I often wonder what hurts God more. The swearing, or the anger and hatred associated with the words. Maybe gosh darn from a Christian hurts him more.

You call them swear words. I call them sentence enhancers.

You Call Them Swear Words. I Call Them Sentence Enhancers. Yep, we all have those days, where the expletives fly.

30 Top inappropriate Humor Quotes #dirty humor

30 Top inappropriate Humor Quotes

There was a safety meeting in work today. They asked me, "what steps would you take in the event of a fire?" "Fucking big ones" was the wrong answer.

When you try your hardest not to be a fucker, but everyone you deal with is a fucker, so you end up being a bigger fucker just to outfuck the fuckers.

30 inappropriate humor pictures

Me: "Honey, its really muggy out today." Wife: "I swear to god if I go outside and all of our mugs are on the lawn, I'm leaving you." Me:*sips coffee from bowl*

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Its really muggy out today (sips coffee from a bowl).I swear if i go outside and all the mugs are on the lawn, i'm leaving you

Truth.  It means they'll be as honest with me as I will be with them.

Grande Dame of NSFW - Strong is beautiful. - Asks and submissions always welcome. Photos of me are found under "Courtesan". Curator of EachWildIdea.

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