This could've been me.. Sarcasm is really my thing i guess :')
Thankshahahaha... I need to start doing stuff like this. Think of all the things you could get away with saying. awesome pin
Reasons to love Friends #233: This dance.
Minion I am a good enough person to forgive you. But not stupid enough to trust you again!
This is like, so relatable when your talking to the boy of your dreams and you know you will probably never end up with him. But you keep on dreaming about it happening
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This is something I would say in real life... because I don't have a filter... inside thoughts become outside thoughts before I even know it!
Everyone stares at you like you are stupid!!! But I still do this all the time. Eventually I end up just trying to tell the story while laughing!
'Texts From Dog' Book Is Out - Here Are Some Of Our Favourites So Far
they know you took two, right?