Scratch that. If my status gets changed to "in a relationship," you better freaking make sure it's me on the other side of the screen.
Just here for my amusement, sweetheart.
Please excuse me while I go put my nurse face on before I deal with this clusterfuck of a situation.
'The smarter a woman is, the harder it is to find the right man.' I must be a genius.
I've needed to take way too many vacation days to recover from my "vacation" days this year.
I have the most amazing super power, it's call "I don't give a F*ck". Watch me use it.
I think I have an urge to get up and clean the house. Wait, No ... False Alarm.
Inspirational divorce quote. #breakup #trashthedress #single
quotes i like
I start stressing on what others are doing. Then I remind myself: Not my circus Not my monkeys | Encouragement Ecard
This made me laugh way too hard when I finally got it