You are my sunshine and my rain, basically you make me hot and wet.
So then they handcuffed me and said, 'Anything you say can and will be held against you.' So I said, 'Tom Hardy.'
i just about died laughing haha
Sweet Dreams!! BTW if your dream just happens to be of me tonight, keep in mind that I like it rough.
Daily Odd Compliment
I'm celebrating Hump Day by falling asleep on top of you during sex. | Flirting Ecard
Let's see, we broke your table at your house in McCormick...but so far our kitchen table has held up pretty well!
Sorry I wasn't listening... I was too busy thinking about having sex with you.
Funny Flirting Ecard: You would probably sleep better if we had sex.---is my husband the only one who comes up with these awful reasons why we should when I don
... and on the eighth day, God created Tom Hardy.