Picturing you naked is the most productive thing I've done all day. | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com
I need help. I'm suffering from vaginal emptiness again.
I'm celebrating Hump Day by falling asleep on top of you during sex. | Flirting Ecard
If you kiss my neck, You better rip your fucking clothes off. | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com
Today I don't feel like doing anything. Except you, I'd do you. @Lauren Davison Ellam
I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me. | Flirting Ecard
Funny Flirting Ecard: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Blah.. Blah... Blah... I want you.
besides being a pain in the ass, you have to admit i still bring a lot to the table. (yeah i really do!)
Sorry I wasn't listening... I was too busy thinking about having sex with you.
So then they handcuffed me and said, 'Anything you say can and will be held against you.' So I said, 'Tom Hardy.'