Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
"Sneaking into her room to steal clothes only to find your missing items in her drawer."
Yup. Im stupid.
"My Sister: Your car smells like dog. Me: That makes sense considering there's a bitch in the front seat. Mic Drop."
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Sadly, being the younger sibling, this is so true. Due to my sister, I still will rarely ever eat condiments, because of her "tricks" when I was young. I'm in my now & still don't forget any of it.