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Someone compliments you - dog - http://jokideo.com/someone-compliments-you-dog/
"Single bells, single bells, single all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride nothing, because I'm single and no one wants to love me. "
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I'm actually really afraid that no one will ever fall in love with me
People always say "there's plenty of fish in the sea"... Yeah but I got my eye fixed on that one specific, emotially distant salmon who has commitment issues.
Brain: I see you are trying to sleep. May I offer a selection of your worst memories from the last 10 years?
Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane.
This is so me to the fullest extent