Brain: I see you are trying to sleep.      May I offer a selection of your worst memories from the last 10 years?

Brain: I see you are trying to sleep. May I offer a selection of your worst memories from the last 10 years?

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Are you a grammar nerd? If so, you'll appreciate these jokes and puns. Don't be ashamed of your geekiness. Your English teacher would be proud!

Are you a grammar nerd? If so, you'll appreciate these jokes and puns. Don't be ashamed of your geekiness. Your English teacher would be proud!

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Today Funny Photos jokes (09:47:26 AM, Wednesday 26, October 2016 PDT) – 45 pics

Today Funny Photos jokes (09:47:26 AM, Wednesday 26, October 2016 PDT) – 45 pics

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People always say "there's plenty of fish in the sea"... Yeah but I got my eye fixed on that one specific, emotially distant salmon who has commitment issues.

People always say "there's plenty of fish in the sea"... Yeah but I got my eye fixed on that one specific, emotially distant salmon who has commitment issues.

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I can't stop picturing some baker having to poke a hole in the ass of every single one of these xD

I can't stop picturing some baker having to poke a hole in the ass of every single one of these xD

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I have a boyfriend. Oh, wait no, that's a fridge. I have a fridge.

I have a boyfriend. Oh, wait no, that's a fridge. I have a fridge.

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