*applies for architecture job* Experience: building houses on The Sims since
16 Photos That Prove "The Sims" Is The Weirdest Fucking Game
*police give sim tomato for lunch anyway*
This is possibly the best sentence I've ever heard rivaled only by "Viva la Pluto fuck you"
The Sims might have been a time-consuming, pointless game that stole most of our early teenage years, but dammit it was good, wasn't it.