"I'm a day dreamer and a night thinker. Neither of which lead to a productive person #adultingfail"
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"I told a girl I saw smoking on the corner she was too pretty to smoke. I saw her heart break through her eyes."
"I find it funny when people call me a nerd in an attempt to insult me. I know I'm a nerd and I'm proud of it! "
"Kinda messed up that we as women carry a baby then go through several hours of labor all for it to have the dads name in the end."
""Cut off negative people from your life" they said. "How do you cut off your own family?" i asked."
"When I was in the 6th grade my teacher scolded me for drawing on myself and others. "You'll never earn a living with that!" Now I'm a tattoo artist. #IDFWY"
"Last night I ordered a pizza around 11 pm so I told the guy on the phone that my roommates are sleeping and if he could text me when he got to my house. That's how I got the hot pizza delivery guys #"
"I always have my phone in my hands. So when I text back immediately, it's not cause I'm desperate, it's because I'm not trying to play games."
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