Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we open our giant woman-hearts and flex those empathy muscles on made-up stories about symmetrical millionaires we've never met. This week: George dumps Amal on her birthday, Scott Disick is sleeping with Khloé Kardashian and asked a waitress to suck on his toes, Scott Disick has also maybe-inseminated Kendall Jenner, and Katy Perry is pregnant with John Mayer's baby.
It’s about time! Scott Disick finally posted a birthday message for his 3-year-old daughter, Penelope Disick, hours after fans blasted him for posting a picture of a luxury car instead. And surprisingly, he dissed himself in the caption. See it here!